OK i work at an on campus club as a staff member. from time to time we host DJ dances. part of being non racist or some bullshit like that. anyway, there was this chick there wearing a bra, an unzipped jacket, but no shirt. at some point during the night she went up to this guy and started lap dancing on him. he stared at her for a second, then grabed the jacket and zipped it up. I don't recall laughing so hard in months. that one act restored my faith in humanity. and i've never seen a chick look so bewildered in my life.