letter to Dick Yuengling...

[ChristianStomper]

i typed up a letter to dick.... vinnie, jeff, luis, milk, my brother, have so far aproved of it. i wanted to post it and get everyones opinion and if everyone likes it i want eveyone to sign it so we can send it in...

it reads.....

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Dear Mr. Yuengling,

My friends and I have been loyal consumers of Yuengling Traditional Lager for as long as we have been drinking beer. There has never been any doubt as to which beer to buy. We all loved it’s bold and refreshing taste. Whether it was to compliment a meal or just to kick back and relax with the gang.

However, in the last few months we have noticed that the Traditional Lager has been lacking it’s usual flavor. We have asked quite a few other people that drink the Traditional Lager if they have noticed any difference in its “Traditional” taste, and the replies have always been yes, it is lacking it’s usual flavor.

We were hoping you could shed some light on this since we all love Yuengling Traditional Lager so much and wish to taste its original flavor again.

Sincerely,


Michael Romano and friends

 

[Jackafur]

yes I will fucking sign this letter. I would give my balls for it taste the way it used to

 

[ChristianStomper]

so we have thus far, JACK, LUIS, VINCE, JEFF, MYSELF, I ASSUME BR, MILK, CHUCK, i have to show it to bunczk who else is there?

 

[Seawall]

I can't sign it but I fully approve this message.

 

[Vincenzo]

we could mail it to you!! I know bunczk will sign it. and dave.

I'm with Jack!!

 

[ChristianStomper]

we could always have SEA WALL send us a pic of his signature and paste it?

 

[Vincenzo]

for us to mail it to FLA with a SASE and have him send it back would take less than a week so long as he didn't loose it!

or we could carbon copy it - but I feel like WE got CHEATED by DICK so we shouldn't stoop to his level just to prove our point

 

[ChristianStomper]

yeah! well if he really wants his signature on there maybe cut/paste?

 

[Vincenzo]

you mean like with scissors and glue?! We can really just mail it to him it won't take long! I'll steal a stamp and an envelope from work!

 

[ChristianStomper]

thats fine i dont mind that

 

[Vincenzo]

let's get he final official jawn together and then we can mail it to FLA ASAP LOL

 

[ChristianStomper]

well was that letter okay? cause all i want is for nick and dave to read it and i'm good to sign and send

 

[TheBoris]

you could always just email him the letter, have him print/sign it, and then snail mail it back

 

[Vincenzo]

no no NO - - damn it Boris! Logic shall not be brought in to this!

 

[ChristianStomper]

exactly theres no logic involved in this!!!!! as long as the resolution is our beer has its original taste!

 

[Vincenzo]

.......... so yeah I suppose we could email the letter to Bear....

 

[ChristianStomper]

i dont really mind how he gets it if he really wants his signature on it...there is a yuenglinger jawn in FL so that'd be funny LOL

 

[Vincenzo]

I still say instead of mailing it, we nail it to the front door. Martin Luther style.

It can be like our 39 thesis of beer law or some shit

 

[ChristianStomper]

i'd be down for that, we should make a lot of copies of it so if we dont hear back we can keep sending it

 

[Vincenzo]

we could pay my uncle a few hundred bucks and he could fly us over the place and we could drop a few thousand copies out of the plane!