Life : The RPG

[Keenan]

My friend and I were talking about various things when we came up with Life the RPG.
Can you imagine what life would be like as an RPG?

For example. :

Player : I'm gonna go get the mail!
Mom : Ok!

*walks outside, stops, FF7 battle music plays*
Mugger Level 93
Attack Defend Magic Flee
DEFEND
Mugger attacks for 5826!! Critical Hit!
Game over!

Or things like Quests....
Old Lady : Can you help me cross the street youngster?
Player : Of course!
Maybe, but it'll cost you.
Fuck off witch!
OF COURSE! + 12 karma
OLD LADY ROAD CROSSING. QUEST START.
Quest Completed! +1000 XP!


Please feel free to add something witty and funny!

 

[Slatanictrash]

Are you ok? I know being American is sometimes lonely when you are the only one in the room at 05.50 am (British time) when us Brits are sleeping off our night of consuming alcohol.

 

[Keenan]

Ok?

 

[Slatanictrash]

Ok?

Aye, as in ur ye ok? ur ye feeling fine? etc etc

 

[Keenan]

I dunno

We need more nerds in this thread

 

[Slatanictrash]

No, I think you mean mair trolls like me

 

[diddykoi6]

Your in a supermarket and you pick up something to look at it. And all of a sudden...

STOP!! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW, PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT.

 

[D.Ingram]

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!!

Ladybug encountered!

>Attack
1HP damage

Ladybug retaliates with 'Ultima'

Game over



THE LADYBUG WAS LV.99!!

 

[EvileOL]

Why is my cursor a red cross when i hover over to buy porn - im of age?

Fuck you newsagents

 

[diddykoi6]

why does the world freeze when i talk to someone??

 

[Ocelot2010]

Why is my cursor a red cross when i hover over to buy porn - im of age?

Fuck you newsagents

What?

www.pichunter.com

Use streams. Buying porn is unecessary.

 

[Keenan]

Your in a supermarket and you pick up something to look at it. And all of a sudden...

STOP!! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW, PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT.

Damn city guard!

 

[EvileOL]

What?

www.pichunter.com

Use streams. Buying porn is unecessary.

well no my internet connection in the game ran out and I don't have any gold to buy any more from BT. So i have to resort to Zoggie's Newsagents.

 

[Slatanictrash]

If you need a stash of porn, you know you can come to me

 

[diddykoi6]

i recall you saying you didnt like porn once

also if it was anything like oblivion you could fall down a hill and your acrobatics skill would increase :S

 

[Keenan]

I always thought that was kinda funny, seeing as I stopped running for a time, and just jumped like a fucking rabbit from town to town

 

[diddykoi6]

yeah haha.

you lock the doors, shut the windows, close the curtains and you make your way upstairs... you type the URL into the web bar and click the CLICK HERE IF YOUR 18+ button knowing full well your not... AAAAAAAAAAAAND

STOP!! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW. etc etc

i always hated how they telepathically knew your crimes on occasions haha.

 

[D.Ingram]

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

Chav Lv.23 encountered!

-Chav uses ability 'MUG'
-Elixer stolen!
-Chav uses ability 'PILFER'
-2000 Gil stolen!
-Chav uses ability 'FLEE'
END OF ENCOUNTER

Spoils:
LEVEL UP! New skill gained: 'RAGE'

 

[diddykoi6]

I lold that was genius

 

[D.Ingram]

Thank ye