LIMITER MESSIAH

[dan weapon]

Thought I'd do another one for a laugh. Uses over-lapping terminology to "Muppets", so the joke might wear a little thin... Still, it's worth a couple of minutes of your time if you're a metallica fan. This one's aimed more at Greg Fidelman...


LIMITER MESSIAH

Aimless from the start, sucks in every part
Kirk has come to town, he lays his lead down
Please, please
Shredding just to please, licks are getting sloppy
Keys, keys
Failing to change keys, stuff his former glory
No skill (no skill) (no skill)

Time to crush, time to die
Judas Kiss your spikes goodbye
Send me dirty, blend no clean
Jensen you will weep
Take some more compression
and you'll prefer GH3

Bow, Li-miter Messiah

Marvels at his mix, needs his volume fix
Blind production came, Rubin: “more gain!”
Gain, Gain
Joins the endless gain, make ‘em win the loud-war
Lame, Lame
Fidelman is to blame, stinking sonic hour
We see (We see) (We see)

[Chorus]

Bow, Li-miter Messiah

Waves L3, peak-clipping
See the shameful mastering
Set to max, maximise
Now you follow?

 

[Chryst Krispies]

Hhahahaha It's still funny to me.\\

MARVEL AT HIS MIX NEEDS HIS VOLUME FIX.

 

[Felix Neumann]

Thought I'd do another one for a laugh. Uses over-lapping terminology to "Muppets", so the joke might wear a little thin... Still, it's worth a couple of minutes of your time if you're a metallica fan. This one's aimed more at Greg Fidelman...


LIMITER MESSIAH

Aimless from the start, sucks in every part
Kirk has come to town, he lays his lead down
Please, please
Shredding just to please, licks are getting sloppy
Keys, keys
Failing to change keys, stuff his former glory
No skill (no skill) (no skill)

Time to crush, time to die
Judas Kiss your spikes goodbye
Send me dirty, blend no clean
Jensen you will weep
Take some more compression
and you'll prefer GH3

Bow, Li-miter Messiah

Marvels at his mix, needs his volume fix
Blind production came, Rubin: “more gain!”
Gain, Gain
Joins the endless gain, make ‘em win the loud-war
Lame, Lame
Fidelman is to blame, stinking sonic hour
We see (We see) (We see)

[Chorus]

Bow, Li-miter Messiah

Waves L3, peak-clipping
See the shameful mastering
Set to max, maximise
Now you follow?

Hahaha that´s great, too..indeed! but let´s focus on the "muppets show" firstly..what do you say? Oh man..you could fill one album with your ideas. What about a funny album like "austrian death machine" do you know it ?

 

[Genius Gone Insane]

cluck, cluck the title is fking hilarious

 

[inflame666]

Take some more compression
to suffocate your mix would be better
or
Take some more compression
to kill those nasty kicks

 

[inflame666]

someone should write a version of motorbreath
Limiter it's how I mix my stuff
Got to take the sonic depth away
Limiter a sign of selling fast
it is going to take your cash away lol

 

[Chryst Krispies]

someone should write a version of motorbreath
Limiter it's how I mix my stuff
Got to take the sonic depth away
Limiter a sign of selling fast
it is going to take your cash away lol

These threads and songs need to stop cause everytime I'm in the library at school checking these threads I start busting out laughing and I get all sorts of fucked up looks hahahaha

 

[iamandy]

hahaha, dude.. you should just do a full album

 

[Torniojaws]

How about Battery then:

Limit out the action, compressing the reaction
Peaks are ripped and torn away
Hypnotizing power, crushing all that peaking
Rubin is here to stay

Smashing through the dynamics
lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the Rick Rubin
Pounding down excitement
turns into passion
Gotta kill the dynamics
Gotta kill the fidelity
Limiting is found in me
Limiter!
Li-mi-ter!

Squashing all transients, smashing non-squarewaves
never ending compression
Hungry limit seeking, feeding off the ratio
Threshold on insanity

Smashing through the dynamics
lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the Rick Rubin
Pounding down excitement
turns into passion
Gotta kill the dynamics
Gotta kill the fidelity
Limiting is found in me
Limiter!
Li-mi-ter!

Knob of destruction, Rubin comes crushing
Limiter of energy
Whipping up the RMS, dominating dynamics
We create Death Magnetic

Smashing through the dynamics
lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the Rick Rubin
Pounding down excitement
turns into passion
Gotta kill the dynamics
Gotta kill the fidelity
Limiting is found in me
Limiter!
Li-mi-ter!
Li-mi-ter!
Li-mi-ter!
Li-mi-ter!

 

[dan weapon]

That's pretty good dude!

Needs a few tweaks in terms of phonetics/rhyming and syllables - but good work.

I was considering doing "For Whom The Decibel Tolls" or "Fun 'Til It Peaks"...

what would you rename "Battery".... "Flattery"? Hmmm... not convinced.

 

[dan weapon]

e.g.

Smashing out the action, brickwalling the reaction
Peaks are ripped and torn away,
Maximising power, crushing spikes that cower
Fat-Rubin is here to stay

Turning up compression
Loud is our obsession

 

[Felix Neumann]

loool yeah..that´s all great !

What about:

"welcome home (ear clinic)"

or instead "mama said", "Rubin said" ...*childishlaugh*

Or "(Anesthesia) Pulling Earwax"

"broken, ear and scarred"

 

[nuclearass]

e.g.

Smashing out the action, brickwalling the reaction
Peaks are ripped and torn away,
Maximising power, crushing spikes that cower
Fat-Rubin is here to stay

Turning up compression
Loud is our obsession

Excellent!