Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God

[slowdeath]

That proves nothing about God existing or not. People make stupid choices and live with the consequences. er, I mean die.

 

[neal]

^yeh, if i was god i wouldnt save his stupid ass either (not to imply that i believe in said deity).

 

[Super Mahrio]

 

[Tee]

you cannot tempt 'god' into proving he exists.

and you do not, as it's stupid.

In other words, don't expect him to do shit for you, because in reality, he doesn't exist.

now that would need a proof.

 

[eaeolian]

I'm amazed no one has done this yet...

She does look, er, hungry.

 

[neal]

 

[lizard]

this same thing happened a few years ago in Taiwan or some asian place, a dude jumped into a lion pen to convert the lions to christianity and he got bit a few times by a male lion.

as you can see, the male lion, anxious to impress the lioness, started opening up a lion-sized can of whupass

edit: here's a slide show of it

 

[Lunar Still]

Believing in God might save your soul, but it sure as hell doesn't appear to save your ass.

 

[Loner]

this same thing happened a few years ago in Taiwan or some asian place, a dude jumped into a lion pen to convert the lions to christianity and he got bit a few times by a male lion.

as you can see, the male lion, anxious to impress the lioness, started opening up a lion-sized can of whupass

edit: here's a slide show of it

I recall hearing about that. Fucking moron.

 

[Oguz286]

Believing in God might save your soul, but it sure as hell doesn't appear to save your ass.

That's the best reply i've ever seen! And damn sure it's true!

 

[metalkingdom]

Lioness looks like she's ready for a cage match. I am the music composer for King Of The Cage - I can arrange something if you'd like....

 

[NinjaKitten]

I'm amazed no one has done this yet...

She does look, er, hungry.

Whoa!

 

[darcy]

This proves one thing: Russians are delicious.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

really?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

This proves one thing: Russians are delicious.

Karen's not Russian.


I kid. I kid.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

this same thing happened a few years ago in Taiwan or some asian place, a dude jumped into a lion pen to convert the lions to christianity and he got bit a few times by a male lion.

as you can see, the male lion, anxious to impress the lioness, started opening up a lion-sized can of whupass

edit: here's a slide show of it

I remember that day... and that Lion was not trying to impress me..
After all.... you know who the real hunters in this family...
*rubs her claws on her chest and looks smugly to the sky*




Mike(eaeolian) : !!

 

[youngster]

are all the girls on this board like ehh....that?
when is the first meeting?

 

[Captain Beard]

what?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Just...for anyone else that may be confused:

<Phasom> Alright! Karen's got the chance for a little pedophilia with the youngster! Yeehaaww!
<NoLordy> the guy made no sense, what are you talking about?
<Phasom> He made sense. He was asking if all of the females on the board looked like Karen, and if so, when are they getting together so he can get some action.
<NoLordy> he did?
<Boondock> THE WORST DEAL ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET
<Boondock> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...ssPageName=MERC_VI_RSCC_Pr4_PcN_BIN_Stores_IT
<Phasom> GOD! I guess I'm the only damn one that speaks crazy.
* NoLordy looks again
<Boondock> (band sucks)
<NoLordy> I'll be damned
<NoLordy> he did

 

[Guitardeth]

My friend just said:

"Christian idiots are not really well known for not being idiots"