lionheart review with some twists
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Paxoman
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Don't quite know what to make of all that! I think it's meant to be funny, but I'm not really sure!
I don't get it either if it is meant to be a joke they should say so because I for one can not take it seriously .
I read all three album reviews that he wrote for that site. The guy is a complete w&nker.... especially the glowing review he gave "Forever Free". I cant take the reviews seriously either as the reviewers name is "Horatio" ..... says it all really.
It's nice that the site is giving the band coverage in an attractive way, but I am concerned about the rating system. I mean, how can a average song rating be B, whilst the overall album rating is a D?
They should just drop the rating system and get on with the commentry if it can't be done correctly.
In a perfect world my exam results of 1988 should have employed this rating system - I would've had loads of A grades!
They should just drop the rating system and get on with the commentry if it can't be done correctly.
In a perfect world my exam results of 1988 should have employed this rating system - I would've had loads of A grades!
Well I did find it funny, I just hope the bloke was being an arse intentionally.
It certainly enlightened me on some subjects: "robots taking over sectors of technology, forming their own factions to dispose of mankind. Udo is well aware of this". Bloody hell, and here was me thinking Man and Machine was about breaking speed records!
Also I liked how he said this album reaffirms his belief in metal, then goes on to give it a D!
It certainly enlightened me on some subjects: "robots taking over sectors of technology, forming their own factions to dispose of mankind. Udo is well aware of this". Bloody hell, and here was me thinking Man and Machine was about breaking speed records!
Also I liked how he said this album reaffirms his belief in metal, then goes on to give it a D!
Paxoman
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'Man And Machine' is about breaking speed records mmurnau. Just like 'Witchfynder General' isn't about the band Witchfynder General! That's what I mean, Horatio is being an arse, or just not being funny!mmurnau said:
In a funny kind of way, his comments are funny for not being funny... if you know what I mean...?
Paxoman
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What is his problem with the 'Metalhead' album?! And 'Unleash The Beast' is concerted boredom? Yeah right!
Re-arrange these words Horatio - Complete, Are, You, Tosser, A.
That should relieve your concerted boredom for a few minutes!
Re-arrange these words Horatio - Complete, Are, You, Tosser, A.
That should relieve your concerted boredom for a few minutes!
I think the guy may have a bit of a chip on his shoulder about the split of members in the band. It would explain the negativity regarding 'Unleash' & 'MetalHead'.
Paxo - you're right, the guy is bored. Bored enough to attempt writing reviews, whilst not having the capability of providing an opinion with reasonable foundation and unable to express himself intelligent, perceptive dialogue.
In other words, he's crap at reviewing and only does it because he gets lonely in the evenings and feels the urge to attract attention!
If it puts some meaning in his life, leave him to it, but let's not waste 'Our' time on his site anymore. It is the best way of telling him to shove his opinions up his Arse!
In other words, I agree with SwitchNow wholeheartedly! You summed it up nicely, My Good Man!
Paxo - you're right, the guy is bored. Bored enough to attempt writing reviews, whilst not having the capability of providing an opinion with reasonable foundation and unable to express himself intelligent, perceptive dialogue.
In other words, he's crap at reviewing and only does it because he gets lonely in the evenings and feels the urge to attract attention!
If it puts some meaning in his life, leave him to it, but let's not waste 'Our' time on his site anymore. It is the best way of telling him to shove his opinions up his Arse!
In other words, I agree with SwitchNow wholeheartedly! You summed it up nicely, My Good Man!
