LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK

Being a dick and a Homo Erectus does NOT qualify!!

and well

it's more fun with a boner.
I knew that when i was a baby. But i couldn't get a boner :cry:
 
I'm gonna go with...crappy. The tacked on "jesus cries..." was kinda lame. Jesus was only a carpenter to keep his hands busy becuse all he wanted to do was masturbate all day.