LOL Axl Rose vs. Sweden

[lizard]

Axl Rose Attack! GN’R Frontman Bites Swedish Security Guard

Here’s a question: Say you’re crazy. Okay? And you’re in Stockholm to play a concert. You’re at your hotel’s bar drinking at an hour when the rest of the city is heading to work. And some stupid Swedish woman isn’t responding to your advances like you’d like. So you break a mirror, and then some security people get in your way. They try to handcuff you and take you to a lock up. You can’t be caged. Wouldn’t you bite the shit out of that guard’s leg? Yeah. We thought so.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

lol almost posted this myself

 

[Crimson Velvet]

He's out again now, though... And good for him, might I add! I'm seeing 'em tomorrow!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

my prediction: show will be canceled

 

[unhinged]

I'd have kicked his fucking teeth in

 

[JayKeeley]

He's out again now, though... And good for him, might I add! I'm seeing 'em tomorrow!

yeah if he bothers showing up. Or if he bothers doing more than 3 songs.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

And even if he does, he'll need at least three intermissions to rest his voice...

 

[Nico]

I'm seeing 'em tomorrow!

If you eat my soul, do I get in for free?

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Yes. Otherwise, it'll be $200...

 

[Nico]

Not including airfares...

Right, it's a deal.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

I lol'd so hard upon being greeted by the thread title

EDIT: LOL Axel is a red? no rednut deserves to have an ego seriously