LOLCATS: the story

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Conversely...

a boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.

Stealing! How could you?! After everything I've taught you! Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church, Captain What's-his-name? We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun?! Well I didn't hear anybody laughing!
 
When Marge first joined the police academy, I thought it was going to be fun and exiting, like that movie Spaceballs, but instead it was sad and depressing, like that movie Police Academy.