"look at my face... i'm awesome"

[deadair]

 

[xfer]

I am going to sound like a retard here, but setting aside my opposition to face tattoos and its cliched pseudo-Africanity, it's a cool-looking one.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

yea, if i had that, i would be so intimidating

 

[BigFakeSmile]

it would totally intimidate empoyers from giving me a job

 

[minxnim]

i think it looks okay i mean, considering he's a sociopath with brain damage, what does he have to lose?

 

[xfer]

My roommate should totally get a face tattoo, so he can blame his unemployment on it.

"So you got fired for falling asleep four times during your one-on-one computer training?"

"No, it was because of my ink."

 

[azal]

the fact that Mike Tyson is allowed to roam free and interact with the rest of society is disturbing yet exciting.

every sound clip from every newsc onference in the past several years is GOLD.

 

[minxnim]

did anyone ever read tyson's biography? it's actually sort of a tear jerker.
also, he grew up in the hudson/albany/troy NY area, so nick and i are especially fine tuned to what created this little menace. trust me. pimpin aint easy in troy.

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by BigFakeSmile
it would totally intimidate empoyers from giving me a job

reminds me of an old BCO thread where i said...

"your neck tattoo should just say 'so, i'm guessing you can't give me that job'".

 

[xfer]

I can find some way to blame Tyson's crazy rapeitude on American sports culture, believe me.

 

[avi]

I believe facial tattoos automatically qualify you for public assistance. no joke.

 

[xfer]

(I am getting in my sports cracks now, while FrostGiant is unemployed and AWOL)

 

[minxnim]

Originally posted by avi
I believe facial tattoos automatically qualify you for public assistance. no joke.

it does if you qualify for social security and in certain states (like CA) but not in NY/MA.

 

[FuSoYa]

That would be cool if there were wild human poachers and they made wastepaperbaskets out of wild humans' severed feet.

 

[FuSoYa]

in my opinion.

 

[xfer]

It is truly a tragedy that there is no online Far Side archive, searchable by animal.

 

[frigidpony]

I'm going to get a tattoo of my face ON my face.