(repost from my livejournal, but i'm SEETHING with ANGER and i need the widest possible audience to agree with me on this.)
so this woman ripped the wallpaper off her wall, only to find a face there, but she's stupid.
this does NOT look like the face of christ to me.
in fact, it's a woman.
not just a woman, but a really slutty-looking woman.
close up:
i mean... i GUESS it resembles the same face on the shroud of turin, but only because they are both imprints of faces.
this face is distinctly female, and distinctly slutty.
so slutty that someone needs to make porn movies of this slutty woman face imprint - you know, rub their greased-up schlongs all over her imprinted lips/teeth while moaning "who's daddy's dirty little imprinted jesus-imposter slut?" etc.
that'll show 'em.
that's not christ.
that wallpaper-ripping woman doesn't know anything because she is obviously cerebrally challenged.
in fact, i bet the dumb bitch is praying to that wall right now.
i hate her.
so this woman ripped the wallpaper off her wall, only to find a face there, but she's stupid.
this does NOT look like the face of christ to me.
in fact, it's a woman.
not just a woman, but a really slutty-looking woman.
close up:
i mean... i GUESS it resembles the same face on the shroud of turin, but only because they are both imprints of faces.
this face is distinctly female, and distinctly slutty.
so slutty that someone needs to make porn movies of this slutty woman face imprint - you know, rub their greased-up schlongs all over her imprinted lips/teeth while moaning "who's daddy's dirty little imprinted jesus-imposter slut?" etc.
that'll show 'em.
that's not christ.
that wallpaper-ripping woman doesn't know anything because she is obviously cerebrally challenged.
in fact, i bet the dumb bitch is praying to that wall right now.
i hate her.
