Looking for labels to manage us and finance our recording...

[Void Tenebrous]

Hail!

We are HALUN, a melodic black/death metal band about to complete our debut album recording.

For reasons of lack of financial attributes in completing the now 60 percent complete LP, we are formally requesting for financial assistance from any respectful business organizations, music labels or even individuals to help us see through this process.

This is because in order to release our debut product we need approximately USD4K, in which USD1K is for recording continuation payment and the remaining USD3K for the Album Printing and CD Pressing expenses.

We appreciate your kind considerations and all would love to continue working with you for all our future metal productions.

Please do not hesitate to drop by our myspace site at www.myspace.com/thetruehalun for a sample of our previous musical projects.

We hope to hear from you soon.

Thanks in advance.

Yours truly,
Silenced Minstrel of HALUN
Email flistra_escula@yahoo.com

 

[MotherEel]

Maybe you should consider offering pre-sales or something. I doubt that you'll just get $4k. If all else fails, get your drummer to sell his arse.

 

[Pethical]

we also need about $189K USD for coke and hookers

 

[MotherEel]

we also need about $189K USD for coke and hookers

Man, that's a lot of both!
If you haggled you could probably get a hooker to give you coke while you're boning. If she's really unattractive, then you might need it to get the fella to work. Although, if you're riding an ugly and you've got that kind of money, you should just have an 8 ball party and let the orgy begin!

 

[FerretallicA]

I thought "coke dick" was when Old Faithful fails to crack anything past half-mast due to c-c-c-c-yeeah?

 

[metal evilution]

Any luck guys?

 

[MotherEel]

I couldn't get coke or hookers...

 

[metal evilution]

I find that hard to believe Nathan ol' chap.

 

[MotherEel]

It's true. None of them offer store credit nor try before you buy.