I'd lose an arm,get a hook and become a pirate.
Krow that picture is rotten,how can she lick that horendous stump,it reminds me of a guy from my brothers old swimming club who had no legs and upon entering the pool would drag himself from his wheelchair and literally drag his stumps across the cement into the pool,I used to anticipate the pool turning blood red everytime he did,it was a horrible thing to witness.I don't like making fun of handicapped people,it was just hard to watch.