Lord Myanus Issore, Magister Azrae Por, and Count Zahd Omizer!

[Count Constapadath]

Behold! I, Count Constapadath of the Norsk tribes, will join your evil dark and satanic circle of sodomy and satan worshiping rituals!

 

[FretsAflame]

looks like they already have a count...


maybe you should come up with a better name, james...

 

[FretsAflame]

Plus you have to understand their heirarchy...


Count Zahd Omizer is obviously the leader - he's the only one who has released any tangible black metal recordings - his vocal stylings are amazing as are his spectacular coke can drum solos.

Magister Azrae Por is arguably second in command - he just has more pull in the black metal church

And Issore... um...

he's just a sodomite. He is in fact Count Zahd Omizer's arch enemy. I shall say no more...

 

[Reverand Joint Smoker]

You guys are lame, like a three legged donkey lame.

 

[FretsAflame]

You guys are lame, like a three legged donkey lame.

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yep yes they are

 

[FretsAflame]

man... i could watch your avatar for hours...

 

[Karmic]

constapadath?



tacka vet jag ASS RAE POR

 

[Super Mahrio]

i agree Rev...sometimes the stupid goes too far
but...we love them anyway...

 

[FretsAflame]

i agree Rev...sometimes the stupid goes too far
but...we love them anyway...

lol

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Zahd lives in a cave in Norway where he releases Lucifer's Dark Muffin's albums

 

[FretsAflame]

Zahd lives in a cave in Norway where he releases Lucifer's Dark Muffin's albums

right - magister is there to give him blow jobs, and Lord Issore lives in Satan's colon.