-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) OH NOEEEES!!!! I don't listen to marilyn Manson, instead i listen to more wholesome bands such as Anal Cunt, Necrophagist, Spawn of Possession, W.A.S.P., and Black Dalia Murder (manson is a Pussy in comparison to Blackie Lawless)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school. i dont go to school
-Misbehaves at home. I live on my own, bizzle fizzle
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. (holy shit this is funny)
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) i only drink blood when i get a bloody nose...
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) I don thave a TV, go me
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. I play lots of games that kill others, counter strike wins
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. this is all i do, when im at home
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. i dont shake my head... i just headbang sometimes.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. yeah, cuz goth music, gots da beets that be bumpin...
-Expresses an interest in sex. im a fucking human being
-Masturbates. (see above)
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. i knew a straight goth, but he went to prison and now his name is linus
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". yeah, thats me. watch out hot topic im coming to town, and i got a newww credit card that my mommy gave me...
