LotFP Site Updated 10/17/04!

[Jim LotFP]

Hunter Ginn takes a hard (as in difficult) listen to some recent Limb Music releases: http://www.lotfp.com/Reviews/SomeLMPShit.htm

Andreas Schiffmann debuts with a look at Michael Kiske’s new site of delusional writing and philosophy: http://www.lotfp.com/Editorials/KiskeWorld.htm

Enjoyonado!

 

[Occam's Razor]

Limb Music is a nuisance, just saw a new ad of theirs tagging a new band "Poetic Power Metal"...go figure...also they seem to make distinctions between "Power Progressive" and "Progressive Power Metal".

By the way, I heard a new track of Enslaved which sounds really strange with a guest singer doing it clean, but interesting nevertheless. Plus, I've got a promo copy here of Tierra Santa's latest one - pretty disilusioning...

 

[Jim LotFP]

Limb Music is a nuisance, just saw a new ad of theirs tagging a new band "Poetic Power Metal"...go figure...also they seem to make distinctions between "Power Progressive" and "Progressive Power Metal".

Absolutely splendid.

Is "Limb" an actual name in Germany? The guy must laugh and laugh and laugh. First he picks a generic sounding band out of the ol' demo pile. Then he puts them in a studio which will make them sound exactly the same as every single other band on the label. Then he will come up with some nonsensical new style to burden them with. Then he'll stiff them on royalties.

I'm kind of jealous, actually.

Can't wait to see what his next round of ads will be once the power metal thing finally takes a nosedive. "Wifeswapping Melodic Clean Vocalled Death Metal!" "Arboreal Jazz Prog Metalthrash!" "Sandy Duncan Played Peter Pan And Has A Glass Eye Technical Metal!" "Seinfeld Bumper Music Bass Guitar Metal!" "Christ-raping Dark True Black Christian Metal! (featuring guest appearance by Art Linkletter" "One Eared Airwolf Enterprise Metal! (featuring guest appearances by Ernest Borgsevenofnine and Jan Michael Vincent Van Gogh)"

OK, OK, I'll stop.

But Limb won't, BECAUSE HE HATES US.

 

[Occam's Razor]

Limb is his first name, last name Schnoor, which is equally stupid... I think he was a big fish in the Metal biz of the 80s and did a lot to boost Helloween in their beginnings. Go ask Kiske