lulz Bible

[Burti]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verses.html

 

[flying_whale]

ahaha I cried

 

[Burti]

"Gaze upon our dick tower and despair."

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Ummmm..............posting because there are a few of us just sitting here......waiting for a new post to show.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

hahahaha i read this yesterday and was thinking about posting it, fucking hilarious stuff.

from Moses to Eric Bana in Munich, three thousand years of Jews Kicking Ass.

 

[Dead Winter]

Hahaha, "It wasn't clear if the earth made that OM NOM NOM sound"...

 

[neal]

^perhaps my favorite passage as well

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

lolz christians hating violence and deviant sexuality.

 

[MajestikMoose]

Shamgar kicked the living shit out of Samson. FACT.

 

[AsModEe]

^^ you like to ruin every thread with your useless knowledge don't you?

 

[Nightshade]

Yeah, weird that nobody ever quotes that kind of shit at you when they're bible thumping. They should try it -- folks might pay more attention.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

"Our followers get to kill stuff! That's a hell of a lot cooler than angels!"

 

[El Stormo]

Heh. Quite lulzy, that.

 

[MajestikMoose]

^^ you like to ruin every thread with your useless knowledge don't you?

Get the living bejezus fuck out of this thread you fucking pharmacist swine.

 

[AsModEe]

^^ lol

 

[neal]

give me some morphine before you go please

 

[MajestikMoses]

That's right, you heard me.

 

[AsModEe]

give me some morphine before you go please

ask for tylenol with codeine at your ********, you don't need a prescription for that.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

yeah, 8 asterisks in a row really knock me on my ass. that shit can cause some serious bleeding if you drink with it, though.

 

[AsModEe]

I thought everyone knew by now that for some obscure reason, ph@rmacy is censored, otherwise you'll only see ********. Go ahead, try for yourself!