Lyrical Misinterpretations

[Divine Victim]

Does anyone feel like confessing to lyrics you misinterpretted as saying other, totally unrelated things? Or just alternatives you think would be amusing.

Very inane thread I know, but it's pretty much a vehicle for the following mistake by my brother:

Manowar: "High and mighty alone we are kings..."
Brother: "I am nineteen and only a kid..."

:zombie:

I also used to think it sounded like Bruce Dickinson was saying "Costume Wearing Tiiiime"

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Theres a Mael Mordha song where it really sounded like Rob said "Pull my finger".

 

[Guthrum]

Damnit, there are a bunch of songs that I do this to, but I can't think of any off the top of my head. Well, besides that Vintersorg song where it sounds like he's screaming "Argh! Cheese burger madness!"

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

oh shit and theres that borknagar song on the latest acoustic album where it sounds like vintersorg says something like "the flames enwrap my fiery jew!"

 

[dorian gray]

Opeth: "deadly badgers made my wreath"
"it was me, Bill"
many many others I'm too lazy to repeat here
Years ago on the Opeth forum, someone posted the entirety of misheard Master's Apprentice's lyrics. It was pretty funny.

 

[Guthrum]

Hahaha, I forgot about the Opeth ones.

 

[dorian gray]

Almost all of Mike's vocals post-My Arms, Your Hearse can be misinterpreted. Everything older and including that album are just plain indecipherable.

 

[lurch70]

i love those videos on youtube that people make with misinterpreted lyrics ... just did a search and stumbled upon this ... which really is brilliance

 

[Mormagil]

Damnit, there are a bunch of songs that I do this to, but I can't think of any off the top of my head. Well, besides that Vintersorg song where it sounds like he's screaming "Argh! Cheese burger madness!"

There's another one that sounds like he's saying "shining potato" in a Latina accent.

 

[Guthrum]

HAHA

That reminds me of these Grave Digger misinterpreted lyrics videos.

[ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=49ko99Nc4XE[/ame]

[ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=6GBZ5WapX7k[/ame]

"Who did I slap?
For a faggot's power!
Candy tent imagine
The farter ring
You are a dumb butt
Eggnog gave her life
See my eggs?
What's your loveline?
Kayaks are the holy treasure"

 

[dorian gray]

HAHAHAHAHA