\m/ Slayer \m/

[derek]

I love them.

Anywhere, everywhere, providing they're not ridiculous.

 

[Brooks]

My ladyfriend has a badass tat on her upper back. No tramp stamp on this one (WIN)!

I will procure a photo for your viewing pleasure.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Im a fan of ladies with tats. Them types of ladies rarely show interest in me, though.

 

[Shpongled]

The trick is to make them interested in you.

 

[Brooks]

The trick is to make them interested in you.

DING DING DING

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

HMMM

 

[derek]

Yeah, just basically lie your tits off.

 

[Brooks]

I disagree.

When the planets truly align, you barely have to speak a word.


The goal is to carve an instant myth around you; by saying too much, you've instantly revealed how little there is to learn.

 

[Shpongled]

I'm with Brooks. People that talk about themselves too much are annoying.

 

[Brooks]

I, Brooks, agree with your agreement of Brooks's previous statement.


Brooks!

 

[Shpongled]

My comment is even more true when you can tell they're lying.

 

[Brooks]

Honesty is the best policy.


Just keep 'em wanting more, by giving them just a little less than they crave.

It's my bedroom policy, too

 

[Lord Foul]

My bedroom policy is "choke them unconscious, then have your way with them."

 

[Lunar Still]

Interesting, that's my Jehovah's witness policy.

 

[derek]

Man, you guys are stupid.

 

[Captain Beard]

No you.

 

[Liverslapper]

My bedroom policy is "choke them unconscious, then have your way with them."

this

 

[Dead_Lioness]

My bedroom policy is "choke them unconscious, then have your way with them."

I actually believe you.

 

[derek]

Me too.

 

[Brooks]

The man has been in my house.

I don't want to believe him, but I do. And I've the scar to prove it.