MACHETE

[Liverslapper]

Must see.

 

[Werckmeister Harmonies]

How could I not be interested to see Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro and Steven Segal in the same film?

Anyone else see this yet?

Very over the top and some hot nude chicks.

Is Jessica Alba one of them?

 

[Will Bozarth]

*cough* Cheech Marin, Tom Savini, Jeff Fahey, Don Johnson...

 

[Iris]

I saw Machete last friday and i liked it a lot.
I think it's amusing when absurdism and sarcasm go over the top and i like women with guns.
The casting and the characters rules.
I mean, Don Johnson, the Avellan twins, Steven Seagal, Cheech Marin and Robert de Niro. Wtf?
Too bad Lindsay Lohan is in it. Although i think her character role fits her very well, there's just something about her that gets to my irritating zone. That goes for actors like Danny Devito, Rick Moranis, Angelina Jolie and Cate Blanchett, as well. Big actors but there's something in their performance that i really don't like.
But ... Michelle Rodriguez makes up for all that. She's hot.

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[Will Bozarth]

DeVito in Cuckoo's Nest <3

 

[Morbides]

De Niro in Goodfellas <3

 

[Liverslapper]

One of the best Mafia films ever!

 

[Sentient 6]

Loved it! So damn over the top.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Went and say Machete, enjoyed it then snuck into 3d Resident Evil and enjoyed it for free. Love Danny Trejo. Enjoyed Devil too.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

how'd you get a pair of 3D glasses? they have shitty "easy to steal from" recycle bins?

 

[azal]

this movie was awesome.

I love the respect given to Seagal and the culmination of the only way seagal should be allowed to die in any movie.

 

[rebirth]

crap trailer.

 

[Will Bozarth]

Watch the movie, cock.

How can you like the Hobo trailer, but not the Machete trailer?

 

[Metalmilitia2000]

Watch the movie, cock.

How can you like the Hobo trailer, but not the Machete trailer?

Because Rebirth is what we call a fucking idiot.

 

[Will Bozarth]

I MUST SEE THE VIDEO OF THE GIF

 

[Metalmilitia2000]

I MUST SEE THE VIDEO OF THE GIF

 

[Chromatose]

That's a cute doggy.

Awwwwwwwww scruffy.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Saw Machete with Julz this weekend. We've been going out for over two years and that was the first time we've gone to a movie together.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

body double.

 

[Pitiless Wanderer]

i cant find a decent copy for downloading yet. they all have some missing scenes. i want to see it badly though. watched the first ten minutes - brutal and hilarious at the same time. i cracked up hard at the beginning when that guy gets run over by the car. am i fucked up for that?