Majestic beards?

[complexprocess]

I was wondering what exactly qualifies a beard as majestic? What are the criteria in your opinion? I've ovten felt a good indicator is when it's long enough to be blown by the wind,, so that it's at a 90 degree angle to where it should be. Can a goatee be a majestic beard? Inquiring minds want the public's opinion.

 

[Necramentia]

just reference zz top. if that's not majestic, i don't know what is.

 

[Trollwandering]

Abbath from Immortal had a pretty majestic looking beard for a while...and it was painted white which made it look even more majestic. Man..If i was a guy I would have a majestic beard.
But when is a beard no longer a beard but a goatee? If its short but connected to a mustache is it a beard or a goatee ?

 

[AshDLS]

All your answers can be found here: http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/

End of story.

 

[TravisW]

Hans Langseth had a beard that measured 17.5 feet at the time of his death.

 

[TravisW]

Abbath from Immortal had a pretty majestic looking beard for a while...and it was painted white which made it look even more majestic. Man..If i was a guy I would have a majestic beard.
But when is a beard no longer a beard but a goatee? If its short but connected to a mustache is it a beard or a goatee ?

A goatee becomes a beard when facial hair connects it to the sideburns. A goatee with a mustache is still a goatee.

 

[skidzo]

Hans Langseth had a beard that measured 17.5 feet at the time of his death.

dont wanna know how long it grew after death

 

[Necramentia]

i do, however, want to see a picture.

 

[Ezaphen]

 

[AshDLS]

Holy shit. I wonder how many insects and rodents got lost in there and died.

 

[Pessimism]

jesus christ hes had that for a long time - the ends are as black as night . . . . or as brown as night . . . . . either way - the point is that is some time and effort right there ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Necramentia]

i dunno, that don't look like 17 feet. unless he's like 10 feet tall and that's a really big chair.

 

[Stefader]

dont wanna know how long it grew after death

Probably nothing, since he was dead? And no, things don´t grow after death, for those who believe that.

 

[TravisW]

i dunno, that don't look like 17 feet. unless he's like 10 feet tall and that's a really big chair.

Well, I don't think he's dead in that picture either.

 

[Necramentia]

he looks damn close.

 

[skidzo]

Probably nothing, since he was dead? And no, things don´t grow after death, for those who believe that.

You know that by evidence? - scary *ggg*