"Man caught making coffee naked faces charges" WOW.

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http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/101909_man_caught_making_coffee_naked_faces_charges :zombie:

 

[Zack Uidl]

i saw that, totally stupid

and, coffee tastes even better naked

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

I think he/ they should charge the passer by with peeping tom. Who the fuck is just "walking around" at 5:30 in the fucking morning?

EDIT: NM fail on my part, though that whole idea through.

But okay, maybe a law suite for trespassing? What a cunt.

 

[K Odell]

This kind of stuff angers me sooooo much. Its in his house. He wasnt trying to be some kind of exhibitionist. Fucking whack.

 

[SocialNumb]

That is why I have guns.

 

[Erkan]

Up to one year in prison for that? What the fuck is wrong with your country dudes?

 

[JBroll]

This is fucking stupid. If you're shoving your face into someone's window, you *don't* get to bitch about anything you see - whether it's old guy junk or the shotgun barrel you deserve...

Jeff

 

[Chryst Krispies]

If this guy gets fucked for this..it's a sad fucking state of affairs.

 

[spioraid]

That's 20 minutes from my house. I need to buy more curtains.

 

[ahjteam]

Similiar to this one: http://ircquotes.fi/?29854

<sharks> there are some things that I still haven't learned
<sharks> like, don't go thru the kitchen when you come naked from the shower
<sharks> atleast when there is the minors' baseball game going on outside
<xneme> why not?
<Caiser> yeah. why not?
<sharks> well, the policeofficer claimed, it was no accident

 

[Glenn Fricker]

Glad to see that puritanism that founded the US is alive and well.



...I wonder when they'll start burning witches again?

 

[STINNETT]

What kind of cuntwaffle fuckstaining whore would report seeing a naked man in his own house at 5 in the morning in the fucking dark?

Somebody should kill that bitch. 10 bucks says her kid wasn't even there, it was just added for effect.

 

[mick thompson]

thats retarded - i walk around naked all the time when i get a chance at home (and a few times in public pissed drunk) its just fun and free!

 

[paladin shredder]

if he was walking around naked in her house, i could understand a lawsuit.

 

[AudioPhile777]

This is fucking stupid. If you're shoving your face into someone's window, you *don't* get to bitch about anything you see - whether it's old guy junk or the shotgun barrel you deserve...

Jeff

Amen. This is a violation of his rights... there has to be some sort of "Peeping-Tom" law around for this shit...

 

[JBroll]

If he wanted to be seen in public, exactly why wasn't he outside during the day?

Jeff

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

So I guess NBC reports it differently:

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/l...er-Being-Seen-Naked-in-His-Home-65316082.html

Here is another just for the sake of fuck:

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Wo...After_Brewing_Coffee_Naked_In_His_Own_Kitchen

And... one more:

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/l...-with-indecent-exposure-in-home-65208797.html

 

[lolzgreg]

Who does that shit. I hope that bitch gets stabbed in the eye with a metal skewer.

 

[JBroll]

More importantly, how is it worse to be naked in your own home than it is to raise a child while being a colossal fuckhead who thought her child - a male, no less - had to be protected from the sight of someone naked in his own home by the police?

Jeff

 

[lolzgreg]

It's a sad story, really. Many people are really unqualified to raise children.