"Man caught making coffee naked faces charges" WOW.

[JMarz]

This is why I want to move to Finland.

Atleast there they don't have room temperature fucking IQ.

Dumb bitch.

 

[kaomao]

hell yeah this can just happen in the usa

 

[TheDriller]

Good old America eh?
you think you've heard it all,
then it surprises you with another dose of dumb bullshit

 

[_Brutalism_]

How the hell is the NBC report so different from the first one?

Fucking media can't be trusted. The NBC version portrays a different story.

 

[STINNETT]

How the hell is the NBC report so different from the first one?

Fucking media can't be trusted. The NBC version portrays a different story.

No shit.

Just standing there in an open doorway at 8:30 is a lot different from being in your kitchen making coffee at 5:30. It would be a lot easier to say that he wanted to be seen.

 

[Dalinkwent48@aim.com]

this is better then what i read in the paper the other day....a secretary got fired from her job of like 15-20 years for eating one of her bosses meatballs (real meatball, i know where this will go lol) and now faces charges of theft

 

[SocialNumb]

hahahahahahahaha^

 

[drew_drummer]

I think he/ they should charge the passer by with peeping tom. Who the fuck is just "walking around" at 5:30 in the fucking morning?

Jehovah's witnesses.

 

[Line666]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...d-months-stealing-bite-revellers-BURGER-.html

Heres some more retardedness.

 

[drew_drummer]

The woman who made the complaint needs some domestic abuse; give her a reality check maybe.

 

[JMarz]

The sandwiches













We all crave them

I am craving one







For the ducks cannot fly for they are shazbot










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[drew_drummer]

cuntwaffle

Oi!! Don't be cuttin' on ma wordzzzz, hoe!!