Man decapitaded his girlfriend and decided to go out with the head

[Calamitas1786]

Looks like he got a head of the situation.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Yeah, she never got a heads up.

 

[Calamitas1786]

She shouldn't have let it him get to her head.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

So - go ahead and eat your arse,then! Or is it too big even for yourself, baconhead?

 

[Altitudes]

I'm glad you find that joke funny, because I'm sure no one else does. Seriously, be less unfunny.

You don't even know the background of the story to get the joke, Mr. Serious Stormo haha

 

[Chromatose]

yeah I laughed. Poor Tyler