man eats underwear...
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"while sitting in the back of the patrol car. Mr. Zurfluh tried to eat his shorts"
that writer had been sitting on the line for years....
"YES, i get to use my 'eat his shorts' line!!"
that writer had been sitting on the line for years....
"YES, i get to use my 'eat his shorts' line!!"
XzanderX
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avi
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"he blew .08"
ironically, last night i was told that my friend provided a bit of urine to his friend, who wanted to pass an interview-related drug test.
in order to beat the temperature portion of the analysis, he poured the pee into a plastic bag, which he strapped to his leg.
he claimed it got hot to the point of discomfort.
furthermore, while driving, the bag starts to leak. apparently, a decent portion of it dribbled down the back of his legs...
he went forward anyhow and got the $9/hr job.
this is true and happened a few days ago.
fuck america.
ironically, last night i was told that my friend provided a bit of urine to his friend, who wanted to pass an interview-related drug test.
in order to beat the temperature portion of the analysis, he poured the pee into a plastic bag, which he strapped to his leg.
he claimed it got hot to the point of discomfort.
furthermore, while driving, the bag starts to leak. apparently, a decent portion of it dribbled down the back of his legs...
he went forward anyhow and got the $9/hr job.
this is true and happened a few days ago.
fuck america.
some guys at work we talking about making a device to replace the "bag on the leg" trick.
they were going to call it "the urinator" and the tag line for it would be "when urine trouble"... hahahaha get it?
yea... i know you would.
they were going to call it "the urinator" and the tag line for it would be "when urine trouble"... hahahaha get it?
yea... i know you would.
avi
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