Mastodon Frontman Hospitalized Due to Assault

[Godhead59]

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Severe head injury.
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Get well soon, dude.

 

[Weakness]

Hell yeah, that band is awesome.

 

[Lothlorien]

that sucks. although i love mastodon, he does do a lot of drugs, so perhaps the altercation could have been remembered and avoided somehow. IMO.

 

[BurningSky]

How the hell does drug use enter this story?

 

[wankerness]

How the hell does drug use enter this story?

From the second article:

"Brent Hinds, who 'doesn't recall much,' was inebriated at time of assault;


Witnesses and security camera footage captured of the incident point to Hinds as the instigator; police said he'd removed his shirt and began hitting his assailant with it before he was knocked to the ground."

 

[Lothlorien]

From the second article:

"Brent Hinds, who 'doesn't recall much,' was inebriated at time of assault;


Witnesses and security camera footage captured of the incident point to Hinds as the instigator; police said he'd removed his shirt and began hitting his assailant with it before he was knocked to the ground."

i rest my case. he doesnt even remember getting the tattoo thats on his head. :zombie::zombie:

 

[Agalloch]

Everyone knows Brent has problems. I just hope he gets himself together.

 

[BurningSky]

Point taken.

 

[King Richard]

hahaha what a dumbass. Reminds me of the Danzig video clip of him getting knocked out.

 

[old spice]

severe head injury? it's more likely that he heard one of his crappy songs and he had a stroke trying to shut off his hearing center

 

[i aint play this]

Mastodon writes exclusively bad metal songs afaickc

 

[Lothlorien]

severe head injury? it's more likely that he heard one of his crappy songs and he had a stroke trying to shut off his hearing center

LLAWWLL!! URR AH GEEEEENIUUSS!!notworthy

 

[wankerness]

severe head injury? it's more likely that he heard one of his crappy songs and he had a stroke trying to shut off his hearing center

+1 point for the extreme amount of effort that it obviously took you to attempt to twist this story into an insult, -20 for it making no sense and not being funny at all. -19 is your current total.

 

[Godhead59]

severe head injury? it's more likely that he heard one of his crappy songs and he had a stroke trying to shut off his hearing center

You should be ignored to death.

 

[Boiorix]

Is he dead yet? Someone please tell me he bought it.

 

[Luz]

Poor guy.

Everyone knows Brent has problems. I just hope he gets himself together.

+ 1

 

[Kenneth R.]

Is he dead yet? Someone please tell me he bought it.

Don't be a retard.

 

[Boiorix]

Don't be a retard.

I'm not. I just refuse to pretend I'm not delighted when people who actually are contrive to off themselves in a spectacularly stupid fashion.

So, anyway, is the dumbfuck dead now? Because that would be pure and total win...

 

[Luz]

I've just found this...

Decapitated Injured

Two members of Decapitated have been seriously injured in a road accident involving their tour bus and a truck carrying wood in Gomel, on the Russia/Belarus border.

Vocalist Covan and drummer Vitek sustained serious head injuries as a result of the accident, and are to be taken 550km from Gomel to Moscow for emergency treatment.

All other members of the touring party are not reported to be seriously hurt.


^Dude, please shut the fuck up.

 

[Boiorix]

I've just found this...

Decapitated Injured

Two members of Decapitated have been seriously injured in a road accident involving their tour bus and a truck carrying wood in Gomel, on the Russia/Belarus border.

Vocalist Covan and drummer Vitek sustained serious head injuries as a result of the accident, and are to be taken 550km from Gomel to Moscow for emergency treatment.

Here's hoping they end up in permanent comas. Egads, what useless shitheads.