Mastodon Frontman Hospitalized Due to Assault

[Luz]

Not even worth to say a word to you. It's obviously a waste of time, have a nice night.

 

[Arjen W.]

Whoa, that Decapitated thing sounds pretty nasty, I hope everything will be okay. Luckly that it's only head injuries, as in that they still have their heads... it could have been a very ironic and confusing newsitem otherwise.

Sorry, had to do that one, I suck. Now, who's this Boiorix guy anyway?

 

[soundave]

Unsubstantiated, but I hear that one of them is in a coma. This is really bad news.

 

[Sheckles14]

Now, who's this Boiorix guy anyway?

Some sadistic, little asshole, looking for some negative attention since that's the only attention he can receive.

 

[My Arms, Your Purse]

he is Messiah.

 

[opeth_353]

Didn't one of the Mastodon members get arrested for trying to take a shit in the street when fucked on acid?

..At least, that's what i heard. Apparently he forgot that it was frowned on to defecate in public view.

 

[in_absentia]

+1 point for the extreme amount of effort that it obviously took you to attempt to twist this story into an insult, -20 for it making no sense and not being funny at all. -19 is your current total.

nice

 

[HoursOfDebt]

Didn't one of the Mastodon members get arrested for trying to take a shit in the street when fucked on acid?

..At least, that's what i heard. Apparently he forgot that it was frowned on to defecate in public view.

pooping in the street is totally metal. satan demands public defecation!

 

[opeth_353]

Shitting in the street is about as metal as you can get, in my books.

Especially when on Acid.

That multiplies it by like.. infinity.

 

[griev0r]

Mastadon's music sucks ass, but that is no reason to wish personal injury on the guy..damn.
As far as Decapitated go that really sucks, I was suppose to see them on their tour with Amon Amarth in Nov and was really looking forward to it. I also heard the coma rumor...I hope its not true.

 

[HoursOfDebt]

Shitting in the street is about as metal as you can get, in my books.

Especially when on Acid.

That multiplies it by like.. infinity.

thanks.. now people around my cubicle are wondering why im lol'ing at my computer.

 

[Metal_Rocker]

Didn't one of the Mastodon members get arrested for trying to take a shit in the street when fucked on acid?

..At least, that's what i heard. Apparently he forgot that it was frowned on to defecate in public view.

That was Brent actually.

 

[Luz]

Unsubstantiated, but I hear that one of them is in a coma. This is really bad news.

WTF????


...This can't be good. Tried to look it up on the net and nothing, I really hope this is only a rumor.

 

[Boiorix]

Comas for idiots = comedy gold

 

[soundave]

WTF????


...This can't be good. Tried to look it up on the net and nothing, I really hope this is only a rumor.

Well, upon further review, I realize that I only saw it in a comment on a message board, so who knows?

 

[Luz]

Well, upon further review, I realize that I only saw it in a comment on a message board, so who knows?

Yes, there's not an oficial statement yet. Lets see what happens.

 

[Scourge of Malice]

Comas for idiots = comedy gold

probably the worst new poster on this board. congratulations.

 

[Don Corleone]

i love mastodon, i just hope all these artists get better.

 

[Boiorix]

probably the worst new poster on this board. congratulations.

Hopefully, you'll be in a coma soon, and the other intelligent folks can join me in having a chuckle at your expense.

 

[opeth_353]

thanks.. now people around my cubicle are wondering why im lol'ing at my computer.

Hahaha..I hope you explained you were laughing at the concept of someone taking acid and then unleashing a turd onto the streets!

And Rufl at Boiorix. Blatently typing with cock in hand and jism on chest.