masturbation prevents cancer!

Two classic quotes:
"The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them,"
"Men have many ways of using their prostate which don't involve women or other men,"
:lol: Pure gold.
 
Did my part already a few hours ago.

Yes, NoLordy makes sure the Engines of Creation are well oiled, deal with it. :Smug:
 
This thing fucking r0x0rs!!! :D :D .... (you can even have sex while wearing it ;) )


INTRODUCING teh Mini Hummer
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I broke mine somehow !:cry: (I think it was a short in the remote, so might be fixable *thumbs up* :D)



Can be purchased here ladies :cool:
BUY ME!!, IM AWESOME! :D


however,


I have found something much better today, [thx to Belial :D] that deserves a thread of its own :D