Mayan Calender.2012.

Damn! And here I am, struggling like a peasant to get this fuckin mortgage paid off by 2017! What's my crib worth if a tidal wave sweeps over it...

Ya know, this 2012 business has Y2K written all over it.

Several years ago, it was 2011 and the Mayan calendar that we were supposed to worry about.

Alien invasion and all that illin shit.

At least that's what the final episode of the X-Files told us.

Jurched