measurements

[Liverslapper]

when i pulled out my dick in front of the girl that wanted me to get her pregnant, she said my dick was exactly the same length as the depth of her pussy, followed by her saying that when guys are bigger than me it's painfull, i never put my dick in her pussy though, cuz she was engaged to the guy that she thought was sterile, (she didn't know he already had a kid with another woman) so she gave me a hand job (which was painfull, cuz she tried to pull the foreskin back) and i ended up eating her out, and she got freaked out at the fact that i actually enjoyed eating pussy, she got pissed at me cuz i wouldn't impregnate her, (she thought my offspring would be telepathic/psychic) and she ended up getting impregnated by the guy she thought was sterile

the point of the story is that this girl (who was giving blowjobs to her brother) and also several other girls that know me, really did measure the depth of their vaginas

LMMFAO!

If i could sig that whole post i would! I'll find a way....GAHAHA!

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

LMMFAO!

If i could sig that whole post i would! I'll find a way....GAHAHA!

just kinda waiting to find an excuse to tell that story really
uuhhh
glad you liked it

 

[Will Bozarth]

wow. i think that was the best thing he ever posted

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Just sig the last line.

 

[Liverslapper]

just kinda waiting to find an excuse to tell that story really
uuhhh
glad you liked it

do you have more! lol

 

[Lord Foul]

do you have more! lol

I was just thinking to myself this morning that you and LRD would get along great.

 

[Liverslapper]

lol im still laughing over that post...so fucked up!

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

do you have more! lol

i was getting weed from a black hooker that only sleeps with white guys, but i think i posted that somewhere on this forum already

 

[Liverslapper]

i was getting weed from a black hooker that only sleeps with white guys, but i think i posted that somewhere on this forum already

yeah i saw that. so you slept with the black hooker for the weed?

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

lol im still laughing over that post...so fucked up!

my whole life is fucked up all to hell

also
got a new phone
metro PCS
unlimited talking/unlimiteed texting

my new phone # is

214-861-9684

if anyone here has any interest in calling me

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

yeah i saw that. so you slept with the black hooker for the weed?

uuummm no
the black chick was a hooker and also a weed seller
i paid cash for the weed and fucked some white people

 

[Ambivalent]

You have 9 posts. Shut up.

Oh, is this one of those "The more posts you have the higher up you are on the super-kewl-internet hierarchy" forums? If so, fine, I won't try to steal all the attention away from you, faggot. Cheer up, emo kid.

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

Oh, is this one of those "The more posts you have the higher up you are on the super-kewl-internet hierarchy" forums?

yeah
kinda

 

[Ambivalent]

yeah
kinda

By your logic you must be non-existent.

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

By your logic you must be non-existent.

ha
i used to be a registered memeber
when i first registered was feb 2003

 

[Ambivalent]

ha
i used to be a registered memeber
when i first registered was feb 2003

So it's like talking to a ghost?

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

So it's like talking to a ghost?

yeah
kinda
they banned me
and i didn't just re-register with a new screen name because the private messages were getting annoying
people would treat me one way on the board and then talk to me like a different person in the PMs
it got annoying

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

what the hell is this penis thread

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

lol im still laughing over that post...so fucked up!

go read the shit i posted in the other threads today

 

[Ambivalent]

yeah
kinda
they banned me
and i didn't just re-register with a new screen name because the private messages were getting annoying
people would treat me one way on the board and then talk to me like a different person in the PMs
it got annoying

Ah, I see, but atlreast you have black hookers!