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[EricT]

He did re-register though. As Tongue Ring.

Oh wait? Was that your black hooker friend who sits at the library smoking weed and selling her self off?

Or maybe it was the man who wanted you to pound his ass and then sniff cocaine out of it...

I can't remember anymore.

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

Ah, I see, but atlreast you have black hookers!

black hookers are great

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

This thread delivers.

Delivers like anthrax mail.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Do you know Isabel's depth???

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

Do you know Isabel's depth???

no

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I was clearly asking her brother.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

you know what, batman is a homosexual.

 

[Captain Beard]

Jason wants to go cock spelunking in Poling Cave and needs to ensure his rope lets him hit bottom.

 

[Captain Beard]

I always figured he was gay, Batman. Look at all the things he did to all his robins. Naughty, filthy man.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

What did he do to his Robins?
Adoption? Training?

 

[Captain Beard]

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

pft. pre-crisis. RETCONNED.

 

[Captain Beard]

*Doesn't believe in retroactive continuity when it comes to faggotry*

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

David beat me to it.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

*loves fags*
But I'm disputing the character. You can raise the possibility that he's a pedophile (which is rude to do to the character as seen in Gotham Knights), but he's clearly a heterosexual.

 

[Captain Beard]

Well say Reporter A puts into the news that Joe Slick smoked 13 dicks on the way to Save Mart. If Reporter B comes in years later an changes the whole story saying Slick didn't smoke dicks OR go to the store just because some Liberace looking set of robots came along and everyone's memory gets wiped after a gay orgy doesn't mean Slick magically didn't smoke those peters before it happened. He might not ANYMORE, but he did at a past point.

 

[neal]

"retroactive continuity" jesus christ haha

 

[Captain Beard]

Yeah, it means "John Bench didn't like the way Joe Schmaltz wrote a batman storyline, so he goes and changes the history around so that Schmaltz' story never happened."

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

If there was ever a point where Bruce openly engaged in a romantic relationship with another MAN, then sure, I'd give you the gay card to use all you want.

However, all you have are vague context which alludes to Robin being a catamite. At most I can give you a pedophilia card.

On the other hand, I can lay out a full list of female companions Bruce has courted.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Bruce Wayne's a pimp AND a crime-fighter. he defeats the blackness right out of himself.