Meme / Discuss - Anything Goes

[motomoto]

1. Moar gain, MOAR MOAAAAAAAAR
2. Tap dancing
3. Extremely useless and boring, super fast soloing

 

[Line666]

1. Be wankers.
2. Be wankers.
3. Be wankers.

 

[nialldoran]

1)Djent
2)??????
3)Profit

 

[Jind]

1. Reading forums when they should be playing.
2. See above
4. See above the last "See above"

 

[Skinny Viking]

its still not really funny

 

[guitarguru777]

Says the guys that wants to be Mamlruccibert

 

[NSGUITAR]

1. Trying to clone Malmsteen
2. Trying to get "real" tube tone from a DPS chip
3. Expecting a Ibanez to sound like a LP

Hey I like my ibanez!

 

[Skinny Viking]

"Mamlruccibert" ???

WTF?

 

[grywolf627]

Says the guys that wants to be Mamlruccibert

Now THAT was funny.

And why would I want my Ibanez to sound like an LP?

 

[guitarguru777]

1. Buy a Marshall MG and wonder why you don't sound like In Flames
2. Practice your ass off and wonder why you don't sound like your guitar hero
3. Never learn to read sheet music

 

[Lasse Lammert]

trying to play solos way beyond their abilities
noodling in rehearsal breaks
tuning their guitar "by ear"

 

[guitarguru777]

1. Let drummer write songs
2. Turn the amps to 11
3. Play through a fender champ with a Metal Zone

 

[Skinny Viking]

Now THAT was funny.

can you break this down for my retarded self?

I don't get it :Spin:

 

[guitarguru777]

"Malm"steen
Pet"rucci"
Gil"bert"

Malmrucchibert

Get it ?

 

[Skinny Viking]

"Malm"steen
Pet"rucci"
Gil"bert"

Malmrucchibert

Get it ?

You know, I ALMOST thought it might be something like that except you originally spelled it "Maml" not "Malm" sooooooo .....

Gilbert fucking slays both those chumps

 

[guitarguru777]

HAHAH .. Tr00F!!