men

even this bollix?

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i've been reading a magazine today, so what should we be thinking about:

*Tine: i recently went with a bunch of female friends to the sea side for a walk and a chat. It came to our notice that there were no men walking together, talking. None of us knew a men who would take a male friend for a day to the sea side

Els: Funny men are erotic. There are so many pretty women together with an ugly, but funny man.

Tine: Men never want funny women. Really not.

biba binoche: You notice that a man wants to have sex with you by the way that he talks with you. Mostly they talk over-concerned and give you advice. They become very thoughtfull and agree you with you all the time. That's completely wrong. A man who wants to seduce a woman has to be a counterpoise. if you touch her and flatter her you're a loser and her slave. Minus atracts plus. A man who tells me i'm pretty and good and smart, he's a slipper.

Germaine greer: If they dare to, men should stay boys. Like David Beckham. He's a leader, captain of the English team, but he's good with people, sensitive simpel and open. A real boy. Without a problem - almost female- he does stuff with his hair, wears jewelry. he does so because he can tell all other men who have problems with their masculinity: 'i can wear a rose between my teeth, i know who i am, and i don't have doubts about my erection, i'll be fine!'
 
siderea said:
biba binoche: A man who tells me i'm pretty and good and smart, he's a slipper.

but if the lad really thinks a girl is pretty and good and smart, does he have to lie and say he thinks shes ugly and evil and daft to get to shag her?
 
I have never heard such a massive bunch of whining gayness out of men before in my life as I have on this board.
 
mehdi.i.e.e.e said:
but if the lad really thinks a girl is pretty and good and smart, does he have to lie and say he thinks shes ugly and evil and daft to get to shag her?

according to germain greer he should say something like that and then press her to the wall, kiss her and when she looks amazed into his eyes he has to say: that's exactly what you wanted, isn't it