Metal - Devils music? Your opinion.

[Kellerz0r]

I'm writing a speech but ran out of things to say haha. Do all metal bands worship Satan? Why/why not?

 

[Nehebkau]

Do all metal bands worship Satan?

Is this a serious thread?

 

[Kellerz0r]

LOL unfortunately, yeah it is. I ran out of views and stuff to write and I need to finish it >_>

 

[Satanstoenail]

Yes. All metal bands worship Satan. Even the so-called "Christian Metal" bands. They're the worst of all actually. They trick decent God loving folk into thinking they're enjoying decent God loving metal, when in fact this isn't possible because ALL METAL BANDS WORSHIP SATAN.

 

[no country for old wainds]

heil hitler

 

[Kellerz0r]

Yes. All metal bands worship Satan. Even the so-called "Christian Metal" bands. They're the worst of all actually. They trick decent God loving folk into thinking they're enjoying decent God loving metal, when in fact this isn't possible because ALL METAL BANDS WORSHIP SATAN.

can i quote that in my speech? 'cause it has to be two sided lol

 

[Satanstoenail]

can i quote that in my speech?

No.

 

[Kellerz0r]

No.

LOL finnneee

 

[Satanstoenail]

wut

 

[no country for old wainds]

anal goose

 

[no country for old wainds]

geese*

 

[Onder]

Satan was here, in this thread. I can still feel his presence.

 

[Kellerz0r]

LOL >_>

 

[False Joe]

Metal turned me to satan.
Before I had never sacrificed a goat, or burned down a church, but thanks to metal i can do all that and more.

 

[mutantllama]

I kill priests every weekend, just as long as my mother lets me out.

 

[Ross]

Me and my fellow satan worshipers enjoy masturbating to the all-mighty satan while we indulge on sheep heads and sacrifice nuns.

 

[Vimana]

I knew this guy who was normal and all but then he started listening to black metal and then for some reason he missed an entire week of school so then I went to his house and found him in his room naked with a stolen gargoyle statue and there was cum on the floor. I haven't talked to him since.

 

[Dead Children Speak No Lies]

I knew this guy who was normal and all but then he started listening to black metal and then for some reason he missed an entire week of school so then I went to his house and found him in his room naked with a stolen gargoyle statue and there was cum on the floor. I haven't talked to him since.

But you won't let me explain!!!

 

[Zephyrus]

Ave Sathana, Ave Rex Inferni, Ave Domine Orbis Terrarum.

 

[Omni]

Black Sabbath's original members were Christians, and they often wrote about religion and the dangers of magic and evil.