Metal - Devils music? Your opinion.

[False Joe]

STFU serious answer lady.

 

[Krow]

On a serious note... most "satanic" metal is more against Christianity than actually worshipping Satan... if that makes sense.

 

[tagradh]

Be nice to serious answer lady, she looks like her avatar irl. SO CUTE.

 

[wandering_taco]

Lets see wut Abbaf has to say.

 

[Onder]

Be nice to serious answer lady, she looks like her avatar irl. SO CUTE.

Do want cute girl nao kthx.

 

[Einherjar86]

Do all metal bands worship Satan?

Yes. Freedom Call, Fairyland, Stratovarius, Sonata Arctica, even Dragonforce. In fact, they're the worst of the bunch. Herman Li has to invoke the dark arts in order to wank the way he does, and Sam Totman? Well, there's a reason you can't understand anything he says.

 

[mutantllama]

Be nice to serious answer lady, she looks like her avatar irl. SO CUTE.

she is serious about my cock

 

[Vimana]

The only one serious about your cock is your hand.

 

[Ross]

and your mouth

 

[no country for old wainds]

i fucked omni

 

[SweptbackFlame]

this thread is full of awesome lol

 

[Zoidfarb]

I'm writing a speech but ran out of things to say haha. Do all metal bands worship Satan? Why/why not?

Bands? I think that most metal bands are formed for metal, not to spread the (un)holy word of satan. a great deal of metal bands dont have satanic lyrics, or even have christian lyrics. Also, having satanic lyrics in the songs doesnt mean you worship anything. Also the Why/Why Not part is pointless.

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[tagradh]

i fucked omni

I thought that was me. *confused*

 

[The Butt]

inb4 an internet white knight pops up

 

[waif]

LEAVE OMNI ALONE GUYZ!!!


All death metal bands are engaged in an unending war with black metal bands because death metal bands believe in murdering people and cannibalizing them but black metal bands merely want people to burn in hell. Whichever genre finally succeeds in producing music that no human being can listen to wins the war. It's kind of an arms race.

 

[Vimana]

And then the fans also have their own common crusade of listening to music that is unlistenable just so they can seem more intelligent. They search all day for the most unlistenable and horrid bands they can find and force themselves to become familiar with them to feel superior to everyone about something no one cares about.

That's exactly what that guy I never talk to anymore did. Seriously, he would tell me all the time to check out so many bands that weren't even signed and all sounded like pure shit and some actually sounded like they used sound editing software to sound more shitty.

 

[no country for old wainds]

I thought that was me. *confused*

well i did her up the shitter not the fadge so maybe we can resolve this confusion

 

[Black Friday]

Popular opinion would have you believe that metal was conceived by Black Sabbath. This is untrue. Satan has been playing his own unique blend of Death and Black metal since he became the dark lord of hell.

 

[Cythraul]

So why exactly is this thread not locked yet?

 

[DarkBliss]

Satan may get upset.