Metal Hilarity

[lizard]

okay, Greg posted this link up on the kayo dot board but its too good not to share. I hear its old but maybe some of you haven't seen it.
http://www.metalsludge.tv/main/index.php?module=subjects&func=viewpage&pageid=381
"has a dick so small fleas use it as a flagpole."

 

[NAD]

Yeah I read through part of it and wasn't sure if it made me less hetero or more homo. Either way, I've been changed.

 

[lurch70]

i don't get it ... this chick slept with all these guys?

 

[Reign in Acai]

I just skimmed through it. But fawk was that a waste of 3 minutes!!! I find it amusing that every rockstar was 7-10 inches. One had 7 inches in girth alone. Do these trollops know the length of an inch?

 

[Captain Beard]

Doesn't seem that way. Or maybe playing guitar makes your penis grow longer.

 

[Ayeka]

i don't get it ... this chick slept with all these guys?

Nope. It said so at the top.

I can't believe I just read all that