Mikael, SAVE MY SKIN!!!

[TexasFriedCriminal]

tragedy has stricken me, and o what a pain I am in...

on Wacken you have kissed my balding forehead, and I, humble ventilator that I am have declined to let neither water nor soap touch it since that very moment... but o I have not known the pain of inflammated skin..

I am suffering, I am in Pain...

release me!

please officially allow me to wash it... or I will soon look like I was fresh from the skeleton farm!

in dire need,
and pleading...

 

[Siren]

Uhm are u serious?

 

[Melancholia]

alcohol? pot? mushrooms?

 

[TexasFriedCriminal]

want a shred of skin ?

 

[TexasFriedCriminal]

actually I've just read through the chatlog and remembered wacken, and regretted not being there yesterday to aks for absolution, so I thought I'd post it here

 

[Siren]

What exactly is happening to your skin?
Can you post a picture?

Siren (serious)

 

[Melancholia]

i bet the pic will be a scary one

 

[TexasFriedCriminal]

nah, I bet I'd scare you away, and I don't wanna scare beautiful ladies away

 

[Siren]

1) You wouldn't scare me away.
2) I'm not a beautiful lady.
3) Get that picture!

 

[Melancholia]

I'm not a beautiful lady either..I'm an ugly troll...
and like gore stuff

 

[mousewings]

Originally posted by phyre
surely this is the fastest-growing thread so far.

It sure is...

 

[TexasFriedCriminal]

I'm honored

maybe I'll make a picture and put it online, then you all will see what leper my fanatical dedication has made me

 

[Siren]

Just do it before you clean it up!

 

[Phyros]

Wheaa, fast thread gets faster...

 

[mousewings]

Originally posted by phyre
give pictures of beautiful ladies!

Well, I have learned to use a scanner, so I have pictures of myself...

hehe, just kidding, I'm not sure if I am beautiful (I've been told I am)... it's a matter of opinion.

*speeding up the thread*

 

[Melancholia]

mousewings we are waiting to see your pic

 

[mousewings]

Well, some day soon...

 

[Siren]

speedy gonzales

nighty all, keep up the speed!!!

 

[Malaclypse]

haha, at least i'm not the only one with a really bad-looking smeary new avatar

 

[Tranquillian]

Originally posted by Siren
1) You wouldn't scare me away.
2) I'm not a beautiful lady.
3) Get that picture!

2. You are not an ugly lady, ok?

And Tom, did you just start on some old habit again?