Mobile Phone users should show some respect

Man you europeans should be glad you don't have many scattywags in your part of the world, and the worst of your problems is someone making a lewd comment on their cellphone.
 
I think you're right. Never since the mobile phone boom have I heard a mobile go off in the cinema although there's always someone who makes a lot of noise during a film. In fact I have an interesting story to tell about that.