I'm baffled that you nutjobs think this is actually plausible, let alone possible? For fucks sake, guys...
It's not like everyday doctors are going to agree to this, and it's not like the white house has a shit ton of doctors they can just send out willy nilly to implant chips in people.
Not to mention what happens if a surgeon finds it while operating in the area? "Oh just a normal micro chip, nothing to be worried about or notify the patient about."
Seriously? Really? How gullible are you guys?