mortiis

[Tide In Mind Out]

THERE'S NO EASTER BUNNY?!??

 

[MajestikMøøse]

so he doesn't have plastic surgery? poop.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

:Spin: Woo!!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

sexy

 

[MajestikMøøse]

people should pitch into a pool so mortiis really can get plastic surgery.

 

[Maiden in Iron]

So thats what he looks like without all the stage makeup?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yup

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I was about to reply to this thread... but then this song came on the radio "redneck woman" and now I can't consentrate - where was I???

ARRGGHHH I HATE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #$@#$@!!@$#%$^%
fuck you redneck woman.
I'm gonna sing this shit all day now

 

[neal]

redneck woman? are you listening to the country station?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

redneck woman? are you listening to the country station?

NO it was on the DC station, I wanted to listen to traffic

 

[neal]

huh. i dont know what song that is, but the title does sugest some sort of redneckery.

 

[Pancakes]

he looks dissapointingly undarkelvin

 

[Bob McBojit]

So he can't perform nasal sex.

 

[Matt Lee]

I've heard that song, Redneck Woman. I don't listen to the radio but sometimes I watch the crappy music video channels I have on cable and the most terrifying thing is when I flip a channel and that video is on and I go "I just flipped over the country cha...oh my god...its not ON the country channel...its on another NON COUNTRY CHANNEL!!!!" And then I scream and scream and run out of the room and warn everyone of the coming musical apocalypse. Country is the next Rap. I mourn the souls of our children.

 

[Matt Lee]

PS. Mortiis w/o makeup looks kinda like a metal version of Gary Oldman.

 

[Pancakes]

PS. Mortiis w/o makeup looks kinda like a metal version of Gary Oldman.

Keep Noga far away from him.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Keep Noga far away from him.

and all the ladies from this forum, too

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Keep Noga far away from him.

Noga is my best friend's little sister :Spin:

 

[neal]

I mourn the souls of our children.

i mourn for your soul, next time you talk shit on the transformers movie motherfucker.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Hey, don't say shit about Transformers. They're more than meets the eye.