Most of you probably have laptops, so post a video of yourself.

I'd do this but my face and voice are the reason small children leave nightlights on.
 
Screw y'all; I've got mine coming. Except in place of the bong there's a banana, in place of the beer there's muthafuckin' apple juice, and in place of the shot, well, there's a shot. And at the end where I'm supposed to blow out some chunks of banana, I failed.
 
Yea, Neal I think we'll have to take her word for it, I can't seem to notice anything else but boobs.
 
Motherfucker, I'm coming to Chilliwack. Have they passed the law that requires a passport to go over the border yet?

Yea, I think so man. I don't live in Chilliwack anymore though! I'm in Port Coquitlam, 'bout an hour west of it. Basically, I'm in Vancouver now. Check the border website, I'm sure it'll explain what ya need. I think you can still somehow get away with a valid full driver's license and a birth certificate.

You're welcome to come up anytime man. I hike 4 days out of the week and there's quite a few bars and pubs here.