MOST UNANSWERABLE QUESTIONS

[.Carnage]

EXAMPLES

Why are weiners made in packs of 12 and buns in packs of 8?

WHy is bread square and sandwhich meat round?

Why does the toilet water always spin the same way?

Why is barbies underwear the same colour as her skin and WHY DONT SHE WEAR A BRA?

When will Wyle Coyote catch Roadrunner?


do tell your unanswerable questions.

 

[Wings of a dream]

Daddy where do we go after we die?

 

[Sinister Mephisto]

Why does the toilet water always spin the same way?


It... doesn't....

 

[Wings of a dream]

Why does the toilet water always spin the same way?


It... doesn't....

Exactly

 

[The Soulforged]

howcome my girlfriend it is always sunburned, is tired, or is horny in the most unopertuned times!?!?!?

 

[Sinister Mephisto]

Sunburned?

 

[The Soulforged]

yea she tans alot even thou she isnt really tan at all.

 

[Sinister Mephisto]

Forgive me but, why exactly is that unopertune? (By the way I think it's INoppertune. )

 

[enjoi17]

actually inopportune.

 

[Silver Incubus]

Who took the cookie from the cookie yar?
Not me
Not you
It couldn't be
But who?

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

How come sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why do we make sick people walk to the back of the store to get medicine, while the healty people can buy cigarrettes at the front counter?

Oh, and is America the only country where people order double chesseburgers, large fries, fried onion rings, and wash it all down with a diet soda?

 

[Silver Incubus]

*insert random Jerry Seinfield quote*

 

[CliffBurton]

EXAMPLES

Why are weiners made in packs of 12 and buns in packs of 8?

WHy is bread square and sandwhich meat round?

Why does the toilet water always spin the same way?

Why is barbies underwear the same colour as her skin and WHY DONT SHE WEAR A BRA?

When will Wyle Coyote catch Roadrunner?


do tell your unanswerable questions.

1) To to encourage buying more buns, then more wieners, then more buns, to make more profit.

2) Alot of Bread is Circular, i prefer it that way personnaly, as for square bread, the charpe is stronger, and easyer to cut when fresh. The Intestinal tract of animals in whihc most meats are place are circualr, thus the meat is circular.

3) Gravitational pull (as mentioned on the simpsons), the water will turn a certain direction depending on which side of the equater you are on.

4) Because she is not real, and is a plastic Doll. Children who play with Barbies are generally young and dont have a use for a bra, thus dont see the point in having one on the doll.

5) No, no he wont.


Psht keep 'em coming.

 

[CliffBurton]

Who took the cookie from the cookie yar?

The Russians.

 

[-Rivfader-]

How come sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why do we make sick people walk to the back of the store to get medicine, while the healty people can buy cigarrettes at the front counter?

Oh, and is America the only country where people order double chesseburgers, large fries, fried onion rings, and wash it all down with a diet soda?

I order a double cheeseburger a chicken sandwich and a super size diet coke. I don't get fries cause they are nasty.

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

The Russians.

I knew it, its always the Russians, even when it was my sister I knew it was the Russians.

How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck, if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?

 

[Draznog]

^ 7

 

[Sinister Mephisto]

3) Gravitational pull (as mentioned on the simpsons), the water will turn a certain direction depending on which side of the equater you are on.

While most of what you said sounds good, this is actually an urban legand.

 

[The Bringer]

Why?

 

[PanzerKunt]

I order a double cheeseburger a chicken sandwich and a super size diet coke. I don't get fries cause they are nasty.

fuck onions and diet coke