I apologize in advance if this thread is considered spam and should offend anyone (that was not an invitation to flame me ). Mother's Day is coming up, and I need to write an ad for it. I'm thinking of different analogies for mothers.
For example:
Mothers are like nightmares. They make you sit up and realise how lucky you are.
Mothers are like omelettes. They help you start your day with caring and smell good. The real beauty is what’s inside.
Mothers are like toilets. They provide relief, a place to go in time of need and flush away all the bad stuff.
If anyone feels like contributing or talking about their mothers, this would be the thread for it. It's better if the analogies have a slight twist without being too farfetched, disgusting or cold. Don't be shy now, even if you've come up with something such as "Mothers are like cucumbers. Because they're like, so cool!"
Thanks
For example:
Mothers are like nightmares. They make you sit up and realise how lucky you are.
Mothers are like omelettes. They help you start your day with caring and smell good. The real beauty is what’s inside.
Mothers are like toilets. They provide relief, a place to go in time of need and flush away all the bad stuff.
If anyone feels like contributing or talking about their mothers, this would be the thread for it. It's better if the analogies have a slight twist without being too farfetched, disgusting or cold. Don't be shy now, even if you've come up with something such as "Mothers are like cucumbers. Because they're like, so cool!"
Thanks