motW legal team question

goatschool · Apr 14, 2003

is strangling a cat legal?

i know it is ethically and philosophically sound. but will i get arrested?

azal · Apr 14, 2003

I don't think so, if you do it in public, you may get a fine though.

xfer · Apr 14, 2003

i will kill two dogs for every cat you send to the great pyramid in the sky.

goatschool · Apr 14, 2003

this cat is so well accounted for, i'm sure most everyone would know. and he doesn't even need the internet.

FrostGiant · Apr 14, 2003

I know you can get in trouble for putting a parrot in a microwave.

minxnim · Apr 14, 2003

i would turn you in. you'd go to jail dude.

azal · Apr 14, 2003

dude just say you were acting in self-defense.

avi can probably score you a good jew lawyer too.

xfer · Apr 14, 2003

in jail, they use short guys to play keepaway with.

sorry, but you deserve it for even suggesting hurting a kitty.

azal · Apr 14, 2003

i knew I should have saved the "mouthful of confusion" line.

avi · Apr 14, 2003

i do have an alameda county public defender in my family. he defended the singer from Fang when he killed his girlfriend.

minxnim · Apr 14, 2003

i'd strangle his lawyer!

FalseTodd · Apr 15, 2003

Oh, the irony of having to be your own counsel after that...

minxnim · Apr 15, 2003

the best part is, i'd win!