Moving Madlib

[zabu of nΩd]

ITT you take the two sentences from the previous post, fill in the two blanks in one, and then choose two words to blank out in the other. Punctuation changes are free, but the 1st sentence must always end with a question mark, and the second must always end with a period. Please try to keep the sentences grammatical.

I kinda pulled this game out of my ass, so the rules might end up getting tweaked as things go along. Feel free to suggest any changes if you think the current rules suck.

Examples:

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

________ he doesn't ________ he's black.

Why is Stevie ________ always ________?

Maybe he doesn't mind he's black.

Why is Stevie Speilberg always rich?

Maybe he ________ mind he's ________.

________ is Stevie Speilberg always ________?

Maybe he embezzles; mind, he's Jewish.

Starting sentences:

Lately, is Stevie Speilberg always zombified?

Maybe, ________ ________; mind, he's Jewish.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I'm really fucking bored, so I'm gonna do the next one myself:



Lately, is ________ ________ always zombified?

Maybe Voodooists don't mind he's Jewish.

 

[FenriR]

Lately, is drastically Yoda always zombified.

Maybe ________ don't _________ he's jewish.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I added a rule to keep the first sentence a question, just to preserve some kind of relationship between the two sentences.



Lately is ________ Yoda always ________?

Maybe pizzas don't fly; he's Jewish.

 

[The Ozzman]

Lately, is bastard Yoda always belligerent?

Maybe pizzas don't _____; ______ Jewish

 

[phantomfreak]

_______ is bastard _____ always belligerent?

Maybe pizzas don't cook; poor Jewish

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Why is bastard Lemmy always belligerent?

Maybe pizzas don't cook; ________ ________.

 

[FenriR]

Why is _______ Lemmy always ____________?

Maybe pizzas don't cook lemon tarts.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Why is fighting Lemmy always unhealthy?

Maybe ________ ________ cook lemon tarts.

 

[phantomfreak]

Why is fighting Lemmy ______ ______?

Maybe he didn't cook lemon tarts.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Why is fighting Lemmy never easy?

Maybe he didn't ________ lemon ________.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

______ is fighting ______ never easy?

Maybe he didn't like lemon juice.

Also, did your original post, like, contain... A reference to something? Or is it just me?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

When is fighting horniness never easy?

Maybe ________ ________ like lemon juice.

Also, did your original post, like, contain... A reference to something? Or is it just me?

It's a racial joke. I think I got it from the "tasteless jokes" thread in GMD. The original text was:

Q: Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
A: Because he doesn't know he's black.

I just picked it because I didn't feel like coming up with my own generic starting text. Also, the Q and A both have the same number of words, which is nice.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

______ is _______ horniness never easy?

Maybe it works like lemon juice.

I thought Stevie Wonder was always smiling because he didn't know he was smiling.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Can't say I've ever heard it that way.



Hey, is suppressing horniness never easy?

Maybe it works like ________ ________.

 

[TheAnonymous]

Hey, is supressing _______ never ______?

Maybe it works like drinking cowpiss.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Hey, is suppressing freedom never polite?

Maybe it ________ like drinking ________.

 

[TheAnonymous]

_____ is _______ freedom never polite?

Maybe it sucks like drinking heineken.

 

[FenriR]

Insanity is surplus freedom. Never polite...

Maybe it sucks ________ drinking ________

 

[zabu of nΩd]

________ is surplus freedom never ________?

Maybe it sucks; tedious drinking contests!