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[Bambi]

Gods a bloke, and heres the proof: wimmen have to rear the kids and do housework while blokes get to drink beer and be manly. Its only logical

 

[toolsofthetrade]

Gods a bloke, and heres the proof: wimmen have to rear the kids and do housework while blokes get to drink beer and be manly. Its only logical

i guess God would be immune to alcohol. So some ppl in this forum (hint hint) are nearly divine basicly

 

[Eos]

bollocks. have you ever watched a movie with god speaking with a girl voice??

She wasn't speaking but it was a "SHE"..

 

[Dhatura]

She wasn't speaking but it was a "SHE"..

Eos, I love you! I'm just getting fed up with having to explain everything to these nutsies.

 

[toolsofthetrade]

dogma wasnt it?
Alanis did gr8 - the extremely loud roar did the trick for me

 

[Bambi]

alanis morisette cant be god, cos god actually understands the term irony

 

[Dhatura]

alanis morisette cant be god, cos god actually understands the term irony

Yes, otherwise she wouldn't have created you

 

[Bambi]

but thats not irony either, maybe wimmen dont understand irony, which would supports dons theory of uniformity across the gender

 

[sol83]

that's dogma by kevin smith. really good comedy (makes fun of all christian things and that). rent it!

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

kevin smith? mascu-feminist betrayer. i reckon he wanted to shag alanis so he gave her the role.

 

[Bambi]

I thought it was dire, with the exception of bob and jay or whatever they're called

 

[Dhatura]

I thought it was dire, with the exception of bob and jay or whatever they're called

I think it was funny. What kinda movies do you like?

 

[sol83]

bambi must like movies were the ira blows up brits!

 

[Dhatura]

bambi must like movies were the ira blows up brits!

Like The Crying Game?

 

[sol83]

nah. more violent.

 

[Bambi]

Nah I knew a few ppl whove been killed/fuckedup/ locked up/whatever over the nordie thing so its no fun for entertainment , mind you I bought platoon, hamburger hill , and full metal jacket and watched 'em all over two nights, I were shellshocked after that

i also got the wicker man directors cut on dvd for dirt cheap, if ye have'nt seen it do so, chris lee at his best. what else have I got??...man bites dog, training day, hellraiser, kurosawa films, lock stock, pulp fiction, etc etc and i did like the crying game, i dunno wot i like, i dont really have the time to watch films.

 

[Morpheus]

lock stock is ace! so is snatch and the mean machine! Vinny Jones is real good and he was a football player. The mean machine is about football in prison, dead funny, MAN movie!

 

[Dhatura]

Nah I knew a few ppl whove been killed/fuckedup/ locked up/whatever over the nordie thing so its no fun for entertainment

We didn't mean to make fun of that. : (

 

[Ghostie]

typically. women always want to win the competition. they will try to look cute with 2 kilos makeup. then they will tie their hair together in a way its fashionable. bah.

No way, bah! I don't use make-up bah!! (usually)
I'm naturally cute and ugly and I know it so why should I hide it then?

"But sometimes the shit just seems, everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting, but its just me I'm just obscene"

 

[Don Corleone]

snatch is better than lock stock though.