Joonas, you are literally the only person who can manage to perpetually make yourself seem more fucking retarded with each sentence you write. Let's begin.
I like Alexi's crispy tone and top playing in this abhorrence of a song.
Welp, we're off to a pretty good fucking start here. You're definitely confirmed as autistic as fuck for this statement.
All this makes me think is if someone deserves a tribute album with people covering each of his songs, it's Alexi.
... And just like that, trumped yourself instantly. Right now you're sitting at Forest Gump status. But wait, there's more!
But COB covers are worse than the original 90-99% of the time, so that's maybe why no-one covers them. Sad thing that great metal bands stopped existing just when the Alexi-worshipping generation started to exist.
Nevermind that CoB's best material can barely raise a torch to half of the metal bands who have popped up in the last few years. I'm not even going to debate this with you because you're 1-dimensional as fuck and I could go without reading an "elaborate" Joonas post that just boils down to the word "atmosphere"
And here we are, 3 statements in and I'm a firm believer that trained monkeys, or any zoo animal and it's fecal matter are more competent than you.
You have all these worshipped guitarists and song makers lifted to a divine status and acknowledged because they're dead
The irony. You're the biggest Alexi fanboy in the world but you can't seem to realize that half of the music you jerk off to daily wouldn't even be a thing if Randy Rhodes wasn't around. There weren't many players of his caliber in that era, and for you to downplay his importance just cements things myself and everyone else has already said about you: That you're a fucking mongoloid.
The future of music is all about techno and death metal covers of COB.
Yep, because clearly CoB has a big enough fan base to last another 3 - 4 years at best. They've managed to descend to a level below "Hot Topic" music, which is really saying something. The group they're trying to appeal to could give two fucks about them because they're still too busy fangirling over Bring Me The Horizon and the like.
TL;DR, Kill yourself or get a fucking life. No one here wants to hear your stupid fucking rants.