Mr. Tokmak has got a message for you all

"The Legendary Tokmak Anecdotes"?

  • It's a shame for all mankind

    Votes: 3 33.3%
  • Never have I heard of anything this disgusting

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • If I had a gun...

    Votes: 3 33.3%
  • I like them (and I'm insane)

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • We all like them (and you're insane)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters


Apr 17, 2001
Istanbul, TURKEY
Little Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"
"My goldfish died," replied Timmy tearfully, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Little Timmy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

Hehee, sorry folks, I'm just an innocent messenger :D

mr. tokmak

Wizard of Your Family
Apr 17, 2001
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Very good iron and you deserved this anectode for that

Two insane men were trying to run away from the asylum.They hided behind the tree for not to be seen.
Unfortunately one of the guardians heard their noise and came near to the tree and he asked who were there behind the tree.
Then one of the lunatic made a cat noise and the guardian turned his back to the tree and started walking away from them.
Later the leafs at their feet made noise again and the guardian again came near to the tree and asked again who were there.
And the other lunatic replied like this
"Another cat.":D