Mr. Wu: I just ate a Chipotle ® burrito. What do you think?

I'm quite inconsistent in my post-Chipotle dumping. I always get the hot sauce, but mix up the meat between chicken, steak and barbacoa. I've experienced everything from an insignificant fart to rhino-sized dumps. I tell ya, it's mindboggling.

I'm getting one on the way home from work.
 
Diarrhea (cha cha cha), diarrhea (cha cha cha)
It doesn't really hurt unless you have the taco squirts
Diarrhea (cha cha cha) diarrhea (cha cha cha)...