My buddy pals

[Cythraul]

What it do my metallians? It's been a long time and now I'm here to judge you.

You're a fat asshole and a giant tranny faggot who listens to five finger deathpunch. You're fat and it's your fault. Also you're a woman so I dominate you. Omg triggered!

Instructions on how to be a good white man in 2016 (not woman, I repealed women's suffrage for the fucking lulz and for the good of society):

1) vote for Trump
2) close the borders
3) listen to "Roswell 47" by Hypocrisy
4) What happened to Krampus? She was kind of hot.

 

[Onder]

Krampus should show us her legs and butt. Should I text her or something?

 

[King Richard]

You guys didn't hear? Krampus died in a plane crash.

 

[Cythraul]

Krampus should show us her legs and butt. Should I text her or something?

Yeah dude, text her and tell her to get in this thread. I need to talk to her about her fat butt.

*triggered*

 

[Onder]

Yeah dude, text her and tell her to get in this thread. I need to talk to her about her fat butt.

*triggered*

She replied said she was busy doing some upbeat music in MIDI or something.

 

[Cythraul]

She replied said she was busy doing some upbeat music in MIDI or something.

Of course.

She'll hit up this dank thread. Other people who are allowed to hit up this thread:

1. My nigga Ozzman
2. My nigga Dakryn
3. My nigga Einherjer
4. Dodens Gravy
5. That English fag who used to be called Gallantry Over Docility
6. Mort Divine to give me shit about my heteronormative language
7. The Butt
8. Pretty sure I forgot about a bunch of people

 

[Dak]

Let us Gallop through the Battle Ruins.

 

[The Ozzman]

You guys didn't hear? Krampus died in a plane crash.

You serious, Clark?

1. My nigga Ozzman

You shall have my axe!


How to appreciate Cythraul: don't be a fucking faggot

 

[CiG]

 

[Omni]

4. Dodens Gravy

Good luck. He won't even visit this place when I ask him to swing by.

I am insulted that you didn't put me on your list.

 

[King Richard]

I'm not insulted. I'm too good for that list of cockbags.

 

[Dak]

Ozz be like "there's no bag big enough for my cock #magnumXLs"

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[The Ozzman]

Ozz be like "there's no bag big enough for my cock #magnumXLs"

Riker-sized, bitch!

 

[Omni]

Obviously the second option since that's the title of David Bowie's last album that came out right before he died.

 

[no country for old wainds]

sup welkin hows it going

 

[Master_Yoda77]

My niggah Cythraul. Get bent, cocksucker.

 

[Onder]

Good job changing the thread title, now let's invite some Turks.

 

[The Butt]

You you dang birdbrains! Who the hell? My fans what to see my posts you you BITCH HOGS! LICK MY PLATE!! YOU YOU BITCHHOGS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IN THE FUCKIN MEAT DRAWER YOUR GONNA GO HEADFIRST! Now BACK OFF MY PLATE! This plate is government issued Goddammit!

 

[Cythraul]

I am insulted that you didn't put me on your list.

I didn't even know you still existed! You basically disappeared off the face of the earth.